Ted Cruz Owns Deadspin


It’s all fun and games until you get owned by Ted Cruz.

Some context for these tweets: famous basketball ignoramus Ted Cruz apparently played basketball with some other lawmakers, and Deadspin (quite naturally) wants to see images or videos of him playing basketball badly. Ted Cruz also happens to look like hated Duke basketball player/human tripwire Grayson Allen, and it’s kind of a meme. Cue the highlight of Ted Cruz’s Twitter intern’s entire life:

Some of Deadspin’s staff were aware of how owned they were.

Some were in denial, but nevertheless remain owned.

Absolutely brutal.

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