Ted Cruz Likes Porn on Twitter [NSFW]

ted cruz has needs just like anybody else

In the early hours of Tuesday morning, Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) issued a statement to his Twitter followers. That statement said, in effect: I like porn, and here, specifically, is the porn that I like.

ted cruz likes porn on twitter

The screenshot above is very, very real, and shows that Ted Cruz, the Republican Senator from Texas and a former presidential candidate, likes him some porn.

It’s not unheard of for a public figure to not realize Twitter likes are public, but it seems unlikely that Ted Cruz is in this boat. As a person who spends nearly as much time on Twitter as Ted Cruz spends losing primaries, I can tell you two things:

  1. It is very easy to accidentally like a tweet on Twitter’s mobile app, but
  2. You can’t do it if the tweet isn’t on your screen, and it’s only on your screen if you follow the tweeter (or someone who retweets it) or if you seek it out in the search function.

So while Ted Cruz probably didn’t like this tweet on purpose, he almost definitely was watching porn in the early AM hours today. And now you know that.

I am going to share something with you. It is the link to the porn that Ted Cruz liked. I am not necessarily suggesting that you watch this porn, but I will say this: if you do, then you are certainly watching porn that Ted Cruz saw at least in passing, and you may even be watching porn that Ted Cruz watched extensively. If this is an experience that you would like to have, here is the link. It’s NSFW, by the way, because it is hardcore pornography.

The tweet in question has no text in it, by the way. So, assuming Ted Cruz never followed @SexuallPosts, he could most easily uncover this post via a search for terms that are included in the Twitter handle. To be clear, I’m not saying that Ted Cruz definitely starts every jerk-off session by getting on twitter and literally searching for “sexual posts.” I would never say definitely.