Killing it
Ted Cruz made it to Good Tweets.
Good Tweets
🥓 Down the Hatch 🥓
You will see tweets in the news today, because Donald Trump has dropped tweets so offensive that even fellow Republicans are horrified. Those are bad tweets, though. Let’s read some good tweets instead, courtesy of Senator Orrin Hatch (R-UT). Here are some tweets:
I Can Feel Something Inside Me Say / I Really Don’t Think We’ve Got the Votes
Here are two good tweets:
Democracy Dies in Darkness
Here’s a tweet about The Washington Post’s (100% real) new tagline:
Ted Cruz Owns Deadspin
It’s all fun and games until you get owned by Ted Cruz.
IMPORTANT: Here Is a Bird That Looks Just Like Donald Trump
Below, please find a picture of a bird that looks just like Donald Trump.
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Here’s a tweet: