Donald Trump

You Owe it to Yourself to Read These Transcripts of Trump’s Phone Calls

The Washington Post, which pays reporters to break the big news stories that I make lazy jokes about, published leaked transcripts of President Donald Trump’s (months-old) phone calls with Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto and Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull yesterday. They are hilarious, and you should read them.


Hump Day Headlines 8.2.17

Every Wednesday, we bring you the most important and amusing news stories of the past week. This week: vamoose, Scaramouche.


Monday Memes 7.31.17

Welcome to Monday Memes, where we take a look at all of the best and worst memes that the internet had to offer in the past week. This week: McCain memes everywhere.


Hump Day Headlines 7.26.17

Every Wednesday, we bring you the most important and amusing news stories of the past week. This week: Republicans finally break through on healthcare.



Monday Memes 7.24.17

Welcome to Monday Memes, where we take a look at all of the best and worst memes that the internet had to offer in the past week. This week: Sharks defeat America



Hump Day Headlines 7.19.17

Every Wednesday, we bring you the most important and amusing news stories of the past week. This week: Republicans try healthcare again, fail again.


Monday Memes 7.17.17

Welcome to Monday Memes, where we take a look at all of the best and worst memes that the internet had to offer in the past week. This week: Illusion. Delusion. Conclusion? Confusion.


Hear Gollum Read Donald Trump’s Tweets

We haven’t done a Late Night Highlight in a while, so let’s check in on Stephen Colbert, who has turned The Late Show into a ratings juggernaut by torching President Donald Trump pretty much non-stop.