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Hump Day Headlines 9.13.17: Irma Hits Florida

Every Wednesday, Indelegate delivers the important and funny political news that you should at least pretend to have read. This week: Irma devastates Florida and Christian Bale gets Cheney-fat.


Ted Cruz Likes Porn on Twitter [NSFW]

In the early hours of Tuesday morning, Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) issued a statement to his Twitter followers. That statement said, in effect: I like porn, and here, specifically, is the porn that I like.




See You in a Bit

Indelegate is going on vacation for two and a half weeks. It will be a little different when it comes back.


Hump Day Headlines 8.9.17

Every Wednesday, we bring you the most important and amusing news stories of the past week. This week: North Korea sparks a global crisis.


You Owe it to Yourself to Read These Transcripts of Trump’s Phone Calls

The Washington Post, which pays reporters to break the big news stories that I make lazy jokes about, published leaked transcripts of President Donald Trump’s (months-old) phone calls with Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto and Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull yesterday. They are hilarious, and you should read them.


Hump Day Headlines 8.2.17

Every Wednesday, we bring you the most important and amusing news stories of the past week. This week: vamoose, Scaramouche.


Politics is Fun

Caring about politics is a tricky business. Unless Congress is off renaming a post office or something, politics is almost always about life and death. Wars kill people. Bad healthcare kills people. Abortion kills people, maybe, depending on who you ask.


Hump Day Headlines 7.26.17

Every Wednesday, we bring you the most important and amusing news stories of the past week. This week: Republicans finally break through on healthcare.